Why does everyone here only have 5 posts? - Page 5

evil_genius_180 · July 23rd, 2006, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acadia

Besides, you guys have the coolest smiles!!!!

:cylon: :colwar:

There's no arguing with that.

(most places you have to pay to see a beaver dance) :evil:

July 23rd, 2006, 11:33 PM

...thats wrong on so many levels...

you have defiled that smile

evil_genius_180 · July 23rd, 2006, 11:37 PM

What, you tell me where you can find a trained beaver (the animal, get your mind out of the gutter!!) that will dance for you for free!!

Moonglow · July 24th, 2006, 01:13 AM

They don't dance as well when they get older.

July 24th, 2006, 06:04 AM

Beaver? Looks like a bear cub to me.

July 24th, 2006, 09:42 AM

That's because it's actually the illusive Beaver Bear of Zanzibar. Very rare indeed! Similar to the way a 'Walking Stick' attempts to conceal itself as part of a tree, the Beaver Bear of Zanzibar attempts to disguise itself as a bear cub. Do not be fooled by this. Upon closer inspection one can see the 'Beaver Teeth' in the front of its mouth. The Beaver Bear of Zanzibar were nearly hunted to extinction as their pelt was found to be the perfect thing to fabricate bowling shoes from. Normally they are quite docile creatures however they have been known to attack people carrying small quantities of #2 pencils.

Moonglow · July 24th, 2006, 03:26 PM

This is so true, and not laughable. Having interviewed a poacher/hunter of the Beaver Bear of Zanzibar some years back for an article which got published in a now failed men’s magazine (name withheld for legal reasons), I was told by the interviewee that the Beaver Bear of Zanzibar had almost reached extinction due to its ease of tracking. It seems that if you were downwind from a group of beaver bears that had just finished gorging themselves on poles and other hardwoods, one could occasionally see small clouds of sawdust rising above the thickets, usually accompanied by a muffled trumpeting sound. This was/is a dead giveaway making them easy to locate and therefore succumbing to both the hunters and the Zanzibar Beaver Hound… but that’s another tail (sic).

evil_genius_180 · July 24th, 2006, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cryptie

Beaver? Looks like a bear cub to me.

It can't be a bear. Bears don't have large incisors, which are indicative of rodents, the animal group to which beavers belong. Besides, the smiley says it's a beaver and smilies don't lie.

July 24th, 2006, 11:02 PM

I still like my answer better.

July 25th, 2006, 06:15 AM

At first thats what I thought it was till I took a better look at it.

joelglaine · July 27th, 2006, 04:29 AM

Beaver!?! I thought it was an ewok! ROFLOLMAO!

July 28th, 2006, 06:33 PM

I am, and always shall be the Captian of this thread,

keep that in mind when we have to have this thread fitted for a straight jacket

evil_genius_180 · July 28th, 2006, 08:11 PM

Fitted? It's been fitted and the jacket is being delivered on Monday.

P.S. You forgot this one:

July 29th, 2006, 11:45 AM

ewok! good one. But when you take a closer look at the tail tis a beaver heh. Im old, my eye site aint what it used to be.

joelglaine · July 30th, 2006, 12:05 PM

One of them DOESN'T have a tail. >__> <__< It's an Ewok, I tells ye!

evil_genius_180 · July 30th, 2006, 12:20 PM

All of this over a freakin' smiley? Besides, it's a beaver because the smiley is called: beaver

Case closed.

Moonglow · July 30th, 2006, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cryptie

ewok! good one. But when you take a closer look at the tail tis a beaver heh. Im old, my eye site aint what it used to be.

Absolutely... 'taint no beaver without tail.

And I knows a beaver whens I sees one!

startrekfan001 · July 31st, 2006, 02:07 AM

im back for now.... cause i needed a mesh from the downloads section... but it seems closed or malfunctioning..... anyone has the same problem? and my posts are still over 5!

Moonglow · July 31st, 2006, 02:33 AM

If you are using a download manager or accelerator...don't.
(You won't get to the zip file... only to index.php)
Disable the manager and use the Windows file downloader.
I use "GetRight" downloader most of the time but it won't work here.
I have to disable it and download the regular way.

startrekfan001 · July 31st, 2006, 03:10 AM

never mind, i got it.... i figured it would be pretty usefull if i logged myself on :evil: now another question: I need a male and female star trek uniform, voy era. but all the character meshes on the downloads section are in poser format. can someone give me a .3ds or .lwo version of a voyager uniform? (withouth head, legs dont matter)