Captains Log II - Oh Hell Yeah ! :)
 

Captains Log,
Stardate 59254.4

there was something my father taught me
when i was growing up, and it seems to really fit the mood around
the ship today.. he said "you should always.."
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy,
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy,
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy,
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy,
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy,
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy,
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy,
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy,
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy,
Please State the nature of the medical emergancy
What the hell !

Computer.. End the log !
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Valiant.

Captians Log,
Stardate 59258.7

i can hardly beleave how big this ship is..
i sure hope it works, or starfleet has just strip mined a small asteroid
to build this bloody thing when they could have replaced the entire tricorder line
for the 9th fleet with half the material and a third of the screw ups..

End Log
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Valiant.

Captains Log,
Stardate 59263.3

If that emh of ours was'nt enough,
starfleet has decided to add a whole detachment of holo-personal.

an ech based on the modification that the voyager emh thought up..
and there newest brain storm, holo-security guards..

i outta put a request in for a holo dog..
but wait.. if i did that and had to leave for a long time i guess i'd need
a holo dog sitter too..

zimmerman..

End Log
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Valiant.

Captains Log,
Stardate 55.. no 592..69 heheh 69.2

i just found out that the replicators on this ship
were'nt set up correct-alect-alect-aly.. heh..

on this ship you have to tell the repla, replac..
the buzzing thing that gives us stuff..
ya have to tell it synthohal or regular.. default is regular

Captains Log.. oh wait, i already did that part..
Computer, Activate The Emh..

"Ready, The Photonic Cannon !"

oh boy..

End log
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Valiant.

Captains Log,
Stardate 59273.9

I Just Received word that starfleet has called off the search for the soong..
shes now listed M.I.A.

all they were able to find of the soong was a single escape pod,
but nobody aboard, no logs.. no sign of trauma of any sort.

End log.
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Valiant.

Captains Log,
Stardate 59279.4

i have'nt even gotten this ship outta dock yet,
and already starfleet has pulled out the captains chair for there next prototype..
currently its being described as a Next Generation Defiant Style "Escourt Ship"

now if you ask me, i don't know why they just don't call it what it is..
it's a warship. everybody knows it, but they continue to go through this little
song and dance that they don't build warships..

tell it to the dominion.

End Log
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Valiant.

Captains Log,
Stardate 59284.5

i wanna make a note for this log that starfleet should pay extra attention to
lt. john mar , currently he's one of the yard workers over seeing the work to the ship
but in the last couple days i've had a chance to have lunch with him a couple times
and i feel he's being vastly under used..

he should be -designing- starships.. not installing waste management systems.
he's a good kid..

End Log.
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Valiant.

Captains Log,
Stardate 59290.8

our new second officer arrived today..
the first cardassian in starfleet.

that should really make it interesting when our
bajoren security cheif arrives next week.

Eng Log.
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Valiant.

What the? *puzzled*

lol, the Emh malfuctioned in the middle of a log entry :)

Valiant.

well, we're waiting for #3 ;)

Keep it coming!

Sorry for the delay,
yesterday was -very- busy :)

Valiant.

who put the bump in the bump shabump shabump ?
who put the ram in the ramalambadingdong ?

Valiant.

ROTFLOL!

Is that why Starfleet outlawed alcohol ;)

lol, it would sure explain it :)

Valiant.

words that sound like bump..
dump, lump, clump, rump, gump, hump..

Valiant.

Words that sound like bump? Also:
numb, thumb, dumb, comb, pomp, pump, limp

....!

i have a .... on my head.
slow down for the speed ....
it's a ....y road out there be careful.
....er karts rule

Valiant.

fill in "bump" on the dots.

At any rate, the new post - well how shall I put this, are you frustrated with your boss, Valiant?

lol, why would you guess that ?

Valiant.

Thats it for Section II...
New Episodes Will Continue.

..But for how long ?
Bu Bu Buuummm(p)..

Va Va Valiant !

Whaddaya think, would cardassians have ribbles on other places too,other than their neck?

BTW I think you should get back to the humor of the first edition

The Ribbles..
i think we'll have to leave that to the other branches of fanfic writers
to discover for sure, lol :) ... but if i were to write it, yeah.

as for the humor, thank you.. i'm glad ya like it.
theres still gonna be some mixed in but it's gonna be taking
a more serious tone ..untill the end of the series.

with the next post,
theres almost 40 % percent left and most of it all follows
a direct story arc. :)

Valiant.

You've inspired me: :)

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"Lt. John Mar; Personal Log - Stardate 59284.5

The Captain asked me to lunch again today. He was going on and on about how impressed he was with my work. He seems to be particularly interested in molecular recycling systems for some reason.

Anyway, he's starting to give me the creeps. Asking me to lunch all the time, talking about how I should get a promotion, he even asked if I would consider transferring to his ship as an Engineering Supervisor. To be honest, I'm beginning to think that his interest in me is - how should I put this - more than professional. I'm flattered, of course - he is a Captain, after all - but I'm engaged.

Even if he is just impressed with my abilities, there's no chance in hell that I'm signing on to that ship. I mean, I don't really believe in curses, but I'll put up two-to-one odds that ship explodes the minute she leaves spacedock. In either case, I'm going to have to find a way to let him down easy.

I guess I can do it tomorrow - over lunch.

End Log."