Oct. 5 - National Storytelling Festival
A friend and myself once went to a bar. We had a hidden open can of Chunky's Beef Stew with us.
Once in the bar, after a drink or two and a bit of socializing, we waited for the right moment when no one was looking.
I took the can of stew out, dumped it on the bar, then made an upchucking sound.
Everyone turned around and stared at us.
We both then said at the same time: "Gimme the big chucks!" and started eating the stew.
Needles to say, we heard quite a few more upchucking sounds. I think those were real ones though!
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